Who: Bar Refaeli
Where: Discussing that controversial kiss on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno in Burbank, Calif.
Diagnosis: This outfit suffers from the delusion that one must wear actual pajamas to appear on late night television. Refaeli also appears to be having an out-of-body experience, in the sense that her body is amazing and she’s dressing it like it’s not.
Prescription: We suggest a long, hard look in the mirror while reminding herself “I’m Bar Refaeli!” followed by giving that jacket back to the doorman she borrowed it from. Add jeans and sexier heels to the lace bodysuit, then do this walk again in slow-mo while shaking out hair.
Tell us: How would you cure Bar Refaeli’s outfit?