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Miley Cyrus, We're Tired Of the Granny Panties. Here Are Three Full-Coverage Outfits That We Promise Will Still Get People Talking

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By now, Miley Cyrus has made it abundantly clear that she may never wear pants again. The star has amassed a truly impressive collection of retro briefs, high-waisted cutoffs and leotards that all but guarantees that she’ll indefinitely never have to cover her upper thighs.

That’s all well and good; her bod is sick and she can do whatever she wants. Our problem with her refusal to wear pants isn’t that she’s being scandalous, it’s that we’re bored to tears by the repetitiveness of it all. But we get it — she’s young, and as she informed Matt Lauer Monday morning on the Today show, she really wants the attention.

And since our moms taught us that there’s no point in complaining without presenting a solution, we’ve rounded up three wild looks straight from the Paris runways for the star. We guarantee these will fulfill her need for attention without forcing us all to consider her bikini region for the nine millionth time. Check them out below and let us know which one you’d most like to see her in.

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First up, a look from Tom Ford that plays into both her love for miniskirts and thigh high boots. Though she’d be covered from head to toe, it would be impossible to wear this look without immediate internet buzz. Next, an Alexander McQueen dress that would turn heads while keeping key bits covered — and certainly, no one could doubt her commitment to physical fitness in a look like this. Finally, a Louis Vuitton number that plays into her love for graphic trompe l’oeil that would raise eyebrows without being completely and totally cringe-worthy.

Are you, too, tired of Cyrus’s outfit choices? Would you like to see her in something like the above (if she must go all-out) or at this point, would you be shocked by a demure sheath and black pumps?

–Alex Apatoff

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