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Stick this sucker in a wailing baby's mouth and not only will it quiet down the little one, but it'll get a smile from even the most sleep-deprived, crabby parents. We call that a win-win.
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BACON SHAVING CREAM
If he can't wake up to the aroma of sizzling bacon each morning, at least he'll get to shave to the smell of it.
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UNICORN HORN FOR PETS
While other cats and dogs are stuck wearing lame reindeer antlers, your furry friend will be decked out in this unique headpiece. And in case you were wondering, they make a human version as well. Just think of the epic Instragam photo op.
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'80s IPHONE CASE
Admit it: You were always jealous of Zack Morris's cell. Now you can finally fulfill a childhood dream with this clunker. Bonus: You'll never have to dig for it at the bottom of your purse.
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LIKE & DISLIKE STAMPS
Perfect for anyone who approves memos, or a teacher with tons of papers to grade, these two stamps get your opinion across with just a flick of the wrist.
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CAT SCRATCH PAD
DJ Kitty Kat on the ones and twos. Allow your feline to sharpen its claws while sharpening its spinning skills. The pad doesn't actually play music, but we encourage you to put on "Who Let the Dogs Out" while your cat's scratching.